Turn the Page

The very biggest trumpen klumpen in Illinois: Bruce and Ken squatting in our tree, P-I-S-S-I-N-G. Off came the gloves, Who's ready for the loves, And who'll get shoved behind the knee? *** Selectively fake outrage, Right in front of the free speech cage, Was odd and funny And cost too much money. So we broke up the stage made of reconvoluted sage And ordered d h to turn the page.