Get Sacked With Tact

A group of Republican freshmen wrote a note to the President, asking to be given special treatment. Couldn't each and every one receive a trophy, just like when they were in T-Ball? Couldn't each one be forgiven for voting to take Medicare away from their grandparents? Please, oh please, Mr. President.

Talk about low self-esteem. Scott Brown has trouble measuring up to his own low standards. What is a boy to do. Make stuff up?

Sometimes people get cheneyed and dumped, sometimes they don't.

Tom Coburn's "In Defense of Adultery Act"
Is on the q.t., and that's a fact
Hush money? Call Tom.
He will compromise your mom.
And show you how to get sacked with tact.