How Low-Tech

A piece of paper was found in the alley. The printing is in limestone, and sulphur smudges are on the lower portion. One person's trash . . .
Dear Diary,
Easter Aught Six: Since I was chosen by ____ and his opinions for me myself and my opinions, I can comfortably say wee wee share a certain dementality and irascible erasability. I am having a grand time playing daft dodgeball on the little screen. Grand! The screen is so much bigger than ear plugs on a radio that sometimes I get beside myself with cheer. But then my psychobro & sis usually reel me right back in. I save the lone deranger and his faithful companion stuff for when I get home to you dear diary.
We love you,
Dingle Basin

There is No Defense for the EDL

Ayman Mohyeldin was released after 9 hours. Permission from the military is required for him to go back to the square.

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Nation leaders are rarely the best of us, and often are the worst of us. They bend & break the law, then hide behind it.

The law is very useful.

Unwanted, Mubarak remains by harming others and laughing. 300 people have been killed and thousands injured. That is neither strength nor power.

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Dear President Obama, re: 2012 budget proposal - As long as we have enough for war, people don't really need to eat.

Honey, watch this. I'm going to step off into the unknown. It is frightening. I don't know what lies ahead......say something.

You're just getting up. It is a brand new day! It is unknown to everyone. Go brush your teeth.

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Most recent oxymoron: liberal isolationist

David Sirota writes "With Democracy or Against It - There's No in Between"
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/6917/with_democracy_or_against_ittheres_no_in_between/

Slivers

A couple of punk dunkers wanted to sweeten their tea pot because they felt so bitter about their ignorance. So what did they do? The same thing they did every day - they sweet peed in their own tea pot.
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Are your eyes haunted by their own fascism? Respect the public with shades.
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Is the popester a gropester? Don't drop your soap sir.
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Oh (gee) oh pea heart
Upsetting your own tea cart
Inciting fear at every mart
Aping one line for your one part
Never making it to start
Oh (gee) oh pea heart.
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Oh (gee) oh pea brain
Our country's shame and stain
Causing America such pain
Come up from your drain
You have nothing to gain
Oh (gee) oh pea brain.
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I took the doctor's $10.00 worth of empathy and stored it on top of my middle finger.
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The pope, a fallen away christian, keeps putting the same question into his gossip drawers of pettiness: Where's my lucre? Where's my lucre?
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Pontifical buffoonery and jerkitude
Get some shades, hide your trivial lurkitude.
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You Ain't Just Para Sailin' and her trick bag of dead weight broke glass every chance they got. They were very proud of that fact. The 49th state was grateful they never cracked open any glaciers. Maybe they whispered up there.

Does Winter End?

If appearances are everything and you can look like a million
for around $42.50, which shoes would you wear?
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Can 2 old ladies get along if one of them is the son of the other?
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"In a situation like this, everything is a sacrifice.
Every choice is a sacrifice."
L&O:SVU, "Fault", '06
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"If you drive high, you'll be buried low." - Red Skelton
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He was a slur on benHur, the last of the Boyd brains
& a big hit with the Danes.
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Yes, Sir. Gay, Sir. Yes, Sir. Geezer. Yes, Sir. Guy, Sir.
Yes, Sir. Go, Sir. Yes, Sir. Goo, Sir.
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Yes, Sir.