The Plural Third Person

He will clutch and grasp at his personal power staff with his last breath, that is how much he cares. He has a chance to go out on waves of love. Where is the profit?
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"Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive."
Oh sure, we really want to leave,
But we've got biding time up our sleeve.
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Ladies & Gentlemen!
The corporationally pre-approved, &
The governmentally ear-marked as
The designated foci of
Mockable self-marginalization & dismissive hand gentures are out rehearsing.
Replacement entertainment will be provided by their understudies.
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Disinter your loved ones in time for election day.
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The 2 best mayoral candidates for Chicago appear to be Patricia VanPelt Watkins and Doc Walls. Why are they being ignored? Oh, yes. They appear to be the 2 best candidates.
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It is too cold outside to remain in past tense.
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David Cameron is full of sh*t. Ditto about Frank Wisner. It all depends upon who is doing the exploiting, right boys?

Miss Conn Strude

Neville St. Clive
Wants to dive
Too much crud
Tar ball mud
Gives him jive
Can he revive?
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"Bombing for peace was like humping for virginity", Cold Case, 2007, Blood on the Tracks
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Have you ever thought the secret to happiness was garlic & dill cheese curds?
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Sharron Angle said her job will be to look good. She stands on the unemployed to make herself taller and she continues to speak in her shoe size. Home means Nevada to her.
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If 24 inspired 43 and The Russians are Coming the Russians are Coming inspires 44, the moving picture must be a great success!
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According to a pole on the corner, 76% of the people were born.

Stuckwood

Toyota San gets a bit confused when he ponders how the Japanese use his vehicles versus how the Americans do. He wonders if Americans know the proper use of a computer death system.

They should name a garbage dump after Reagan, not a mountain.

Which former speechifying v.p. has been kept alive artificially for over a decade?

Which rag targets the age group that financially supports it with fear?

Moving on Catholics who walked away ask - Will the church ask for forgiveness?

From the old Woodstock to the new Stuckwood, it is all a downhill race.