The Occupied Chicago Tribune - http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/05/the-chicago-tribune-tries-to-take-our-website/ - the Trib tries to take over a website
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Is the Florida governor sad that losers can only win by cheating?
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Is Mark Kirk sad that he gave himself a divorce for his 50th birthday?
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Is the Pope sad that his hats are not big enough or fancy enough?
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Is Scott Walker sad that as the best of the (g)OP, he is the worst of everybody else?
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Bubba, Missy Pooh, Baby Cakes, and Sweetie Pie
Took a trip to C P Central, doin' the buy and bye
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Is Mitt Romney sad that he has no beliefs other than a belief in lying?
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Adjusted, I just did
Hijo, the e-hoe
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Is the electric company sad that it lost 35% of its enthusiasm for wind and solar profits?
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Go Away!
"Dissecting the GOP Brain" by Theo Anderson
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13172/dissecting_the_gop_brain/
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Dear Vatican,
re: The Vatican last month accused the leading organization of US nuns, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, of focusing too much on social justice issues such as poverty and not enough on abortions, gay marriage and euthanasia.
You are full of hate, but it is not too late to become Christian.
Try it. Love, Me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-catholicchurch-nunsbre84n1eq-20120524,0,899081.story
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Harry's Law had the largest audience of any of the scripted shows on that particular channel. The sole problem is age discrimination. The average viewer age was 61.7 years, and that is not permitted.
If you cannot be younger than 55, go away!
http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/13172/dissecting_the_gop_brain/
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Dear Vatican,
re: The Vatican last month accused the leading organization of US nuns, the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, of focusing too much on social justice issues such as poverty and not enough on abortions, gay marriage and euthanasia.
You are full of hate, but it is not too late to become Christian.
Try it. Love, Me
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-catholicchurch-nunsbre84n1eq-20120524,0,899081.story
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Harry's Law had the largest audience of any of the scripted shows on that particular channel. The sole problem is age discrimination. The average viewer age was 61.7 years, and that is not permitted.
If you cannot be younger than 55, go away!
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Aryan Carrion v Marian Ovarian
Dear Refreshing Kochs, Thank you so much for the Washington DC robo-call from the tea party. It asked us to help protect your governor in Wisconsin. If he is afraid to do the time, he shouldn't have done the crime. Have a great day, a Neighbor
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I heard there is a lady named Phyllis Schafly who appears to be alive today, yet she was here to greet Christopher Columbus way back when, because her family were never immigrants. They were always here, always b*tch*ng about the next generation, always hating newcomers and their families, always trying to be exclusive and elite but never quite making it. Why all the hate, Phyllis?
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Dear person taking both Adderall and Temazepam, One is for your narcolepsy and the other is for your insomnia. Right away, it fails to make healthy sense. Adderall is also for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity, such as forgetting what you are doing and chasing after someone to kill them. Obviously, it doesn't work. Temazepam is for short term use only while being closely monitored. Obviously, that never happened. Both drugs have high potential for abuse, especially by people with a history of drug and/or alcohol dependence, people who are emotionally unstable - such as those who kill for no reason, and people with severe personality disorders who kill for no reason. If the shoe fits, zimmerman.
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Ticks peddling old shticks
Chicks hitting the bricks
Who should win
Zaagbok or Finn
It is wiser to make your own picks
re:
Aryan Carrion v Marian Ovarian
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I heard there is a lady named Phyllis Schafly who appears to be alive today, yet she was here to greet Christopher Columbus way back when, because her family were never immigrants. They were always here, always b*tch*ng about the next generation, always hating newcomers and their families, always trying to be exclusive and elite but never quite making it. Why all the hate, Phyllis?
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Dear person taking both Adderall and Temazepam, One is for your narcolepsy and the other is for your insomnia. Right away, it fails to make healthy sense. Adderall is also for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity, such as forgetting what you are doing and chasing after someone to kill them. Obviously, it doesn't work. Temazepam is for short term use only while being closely monitored. Obviously, that never happened. Both drugs have high potential for abuse, especially by people with a history of drug and/or alcohol dependence, people who are emotionally unstable - such as those who kill for no reason, and people with severe personality disorders who kill for no reason. If the shoe fits, zimmerman.
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Ticks peddling old shticks
Chicks hitting the bricks
Who should win
Zaagbok or Finn
It is wiser to make your own picks
re:
Aryan Carrion v Marian Ovarian
Friday, May 18, 2012
Do It
The grossest of the gross 144 are in the midst of a global coup, so try very hard not to bother them or mess with their minds.
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Leave it to Germany to promote austerity, severity, rigidity, and strictness for the People. And for the military? Gentleness, kindness, peace and quiet, and of course, most of the money.
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Dear Businessmen:
re: Brunei Burma
Show your loyalty to petroleum and natural gas, the fossil fuels of the past. Show your loyalty to the 5th richest nation. Invest! Invest! Put your money where the money already is in abundance. Give it to the rich. Be loyal to dinosaurs. Give your money to Brunei Burma. Do it.
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Leave it to Germany to promote austerity, severity, rigidity, and strictness for the People. And for the military? Gentleness, kindness, peace and quiet, and of course, most of the money.
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Dear Businessmen:
re: Brunei Burma
Show your loyalty to petroleum and natural gas, the fossil fuels of the past. Show your loyalty to the 5th richest nation. Invest! Invest! Put your money where the money already is in abundance. Give it to the rich. Be loyal to dinosaurs. Give your money to Brunei Burma. Do it.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
TPP - Reinvesting in "America"
First, power rates may surge because the companies do not pay their fair share and their profits are not quite obscenely enormous yet.
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Second, Joe Ricketts, a man who used to claim to be a taxpayer against earmarks, a man who used to be on the board of the American Enterprise Institute, a man who spent a ton of money to defeat Harry Reid and failed, a man of the bushes and cheneys and gingriches and boltons, well, he is looking to go back in time to whine and rewhine about Rev Wright, and he is looking for a black man, the darker the better, to spread lies and more lies about Barack Obama. Does Ricketts have rickets of the brain pan?
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Third, think about the TPP, the Trans Pacific Partnership having 600 corporate advisers, but it is all secret (shades of cheney). You and I may not know about it. They want us to pay for it, not know about it, shut up and pay for it.
When you hear "reinvest in America", think of the "America" part as really being Australia, Brunei, Chile, Malaysia, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, VietNam, and maybe the US, with Canada, Japan, and Mexico waiting to come aboard.
Think about drug and food safety thrown out the window. Think about drug patents extended beyond 20 years and into perpetuity. Think about generic drugs going the way of the food and drug safety. Think about the cost of drugs and more more more profit. Ah, those last 3 sentences told the real reason for the TPP formation. Think about so many more jobs leaving US.
Thanks, Barack. It really pays to be bribed by the drug corporations. The TPP - reinvesting in "America".
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Second, Joe Ricketts, a man who used to claim to be a taxpayer against earmarks, a man who used to be on the board of the American Enterprise Institute, a man who spent a ton of money to defeat Harry Reid and failed, a man of the bushes and cheneys and gingriches and boltons, well, he is looking to go back in time to whine and rewhine about Rev Wright, and he is looking for a black man, the darker the better, to spread lies and more lies about Barack Obama. Does Ricketts have rickets of the brain pan?
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Third, think about the TPP, the Trans Pacific Partnership having 600 corporate advisers, but it is all secret (shades of cheney). You and I may not know about it. They want us to pay for it, not know about it, shut up and pay for it.
When you hear "reinvest in America", think of the "America" part as really being Australia, Brunei, Chile, Malaysia, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, VietNam, and maybe the US, with Canada, Japan, and Mexico waiting to come aboard.
Think about drug and food safety thrown out the window. Think about drug patents extended beyond 20 years and into perpetuity. Think about generic drugs going the way of the food and drug safety. Think about the cost of drugs and more more more profit. Ah, those last 3 sentences told the real reason for the TPP formation. Think about so many more jobs leaving US.
Thanks, Barack. It really pays to be bribed by the drug corporations. The TPP - reinvesting in "America".
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Make Him Proud
Who is more handsome on the outside than 2 centuries worth of First Ladies, who filled his empty insides with bribe money from Wall St. and the opposite of love, who had 1 mom, 1 dad, 2 stepmoms, 2 stepdads, is kind of messed up, and is being groomed as the future DC puppet in the window?
Scott Philip Brown
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Scott Philip Brown
From a different town
Feels his crown
Slipping way down
Past his frown
To the neck of his gown
Bestowing a new renown
As a wall street clown.
Scott Philip Brown
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Scott Philip Brown
From a different town
Feels his crown
Slipping way down
Past his frown
To the neck of his gown
Bestowing a new renown
As a wall street clown.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Coal, Oil, Gas, and Drug Muggers
Guess who cannot see beyond the preference at the end of his nose?
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Guess who gave Bristol the magpie gene.
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Guess which one is a veteran now in politics, and which one is a tea party actor who is unable to successfully manage his own private financial obligations. We'll call one "D" and one "W" and this was their debate:
D - Banks should stop sitting on the $$$ they got from taxpayers and start loaning it out for start-ups and expansions. They act as if it is their money. Job creating should become a positive action rather than empty words.
W - I will not speak of the gigantic elephant, the Pentagon, in the room. Rather, I choose to talk about doubling college students' interest rates - because of the hugeness of the money that will bring in, and I talk about destroying Medicare, and giving more tax breaks to the wealthy, and most of all, telling myself to get out of the way of the pentagon, and the coal, oil, gas, and drug muggers.
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Guess who gave Bristol the magpie gene.
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Guess which one is a veteran now in politics, and which one is a tea party actor who is unable to successfully manage his own private financial obligations. We'll call one "D" and one "W" and this was their debate:
D - Banks should stop sitting on the $$$ they got from taxpayers and start loaning it out for start-ups and expansions. They act as if it is their money. Job creating should become a positive action rather than empty words.
W - I will not speak of the gigantic elephant, the Pentagon, in the room. Rather, I choose to talk about doubling college students' interest rates - because of the hugeness of the money that will bring in, and I talk about destroying Medicare, and giving more tax breaks to the wealthy, and most of all, telling myself to get out of the way of the pentagon, and the coal, oil, gas, and drug muggers.
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