"The Recession is Over!"!!!

The recession is over!
Out of work voters!
Are sitting in clover!
Pay no attention to floaters!
In your eyes or in the water!
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Who makes money off maple bats and who gets hurt by them?
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Was it your misfortune to incur an accident on Casual-Tee Friday?
We would have forgiven your mishap, if you had switched to us
and if your premium was paid.
We would have forgiven. We would have. We would. We.
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The reverential Huckawho asked himself who Jesus would hate this week, then 2 words popped into his skull - Sick People!
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Is telling the truth & being yourself a tenable threat to the military?
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Is John McCain's closet big enough for everybody?
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The P Party pledges promises and pretends that the same old same old has never been done before. The P Party stands for standing still, leaning on & being held up by it's m t platform on a self-appointed stage.
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The same sh*t has never been done before.
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The Inuits aren't into it.