Reptiles, Amphibians, and Media Hoars

Dear GIL Dept.,
It just slays me because only the F_x Opinion Channel takes my word as fact. Please respond.
Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Grizzly,
The Dept. of Gutless Impotent & Limp is proud to respond.
Don't be slayed. Broad-snouted reptiles, amphibians, and media hoars laugh at you anyways, despite your mean temper.
2 reminders: As a bufo, you must be re-toad before your
tail grows back, and
Get your antennae recalibrated immediately,
as per Order #786929*7243.
GIL Dept.