Friday, January 17, 2014

Send the Dollar to Me

This just in from President Obama: In a very short time, my job will be over. Once it is, I intend to try very hard to make myself comfortable with the heightened surveillance of me. Me!
Sometimes the karma of inclusion is pretty special. The hackers and snoopers will enjoy every aspect of my exceptional daily life. Me getting comfortable with all that might take a bit of doing, but why else did I study the Constitution?
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We asked the criminals to stop being criminals. They said they won't. If you are surprised, send a dollar to the Bush/Obama Defense Fund. If you are not surprised, send the dollar to me.

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