Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Oh Queso What

After loons took out loans with Lonnie and stood in line with Lyn and tried to cover their liens with a lens, they were forcibly returned to post racial land lanes. Rules are rules.
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Boi Kaht and R. Oui
Led different lives yet did agree
To share a cab
With Queen Mab
Who gave thanks for a nominal fee.
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Prosperity and health for all
Implies 99% are way too tall
Or so say the violence inducing effete
While eating more than they can eat
And leading their royal selves into a killer squall.
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Dear Mr. or Ms. Policeperson,
re: Shoulder-mounted police cameras and policing the police
Your first camera "malfunction" is free. Each subsequent "malfunction" will cost you one day's salary. Sometimes you have to be good and show your best side.
Love, One of the people who pays your salary.
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Oh Queso What

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