Be Happy

Read the Constitution, Dr. Ben. It'll take less time than prepping for surgery. Who would have thought you would reach your level of incompetence and be welcomed into the dummy down club.
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Nobody Remembers Solitary Confinement

The ghetto or the rez
A baseball cap or a fez
Believe f_x at your peril
Faith in your own mind is natural and feral
Do what common sense and the common good sez.
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If you speak Jeberish and the headlights are "momentarily" bewildering, blink a little bit and don't worry, be happy.