Good Health Habits

Cerberus is a multi-headed watchdog of Hades whose mother is half woman half snake and dad is a fire-breathing giant. Brother dear is a hellhound. Cerberus is the new owner of the Jewel food stores in Illinois. Good times ahead for both employees and customers.
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This year's flu shot is 62% effective. Even with the vaccine, 4 out of 10 people will get sick anyway. That is not good enough. Are your odds any better if you do the following?

It Is Not Contagious

I heard that some people who speak in the media suffer from
Hoof in My Own Mouth Disease, the HiMOM virus. It is supposed to be worse than Swine flu or Bird flu or everyday flu with no name. It is not contagious, so that's good. :~)