How Scrantonly Satisfying

Today's Genius Award goes out to Scranton Pennsylvania. Minimum wage has already proven to attract the most qualified people who conscientiously give 110% for 35 or 40 years. So of course, minimum wage is a perfect plan for Scranton's police and firefighters. I forget if Scranton's motto is: "Embracing" or "Defacing" "Our People, Our Traditions, and Our Future." Either way, how Scrantonly satisfying.