Showing posts with label Pennsylvania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pennsylvania. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Real Voting Fraud

http://patriotacts.com/e-voting/

California - Colorado - Hawaii - Illinois - Indiana - Kentucky - Ohio - Oklahoma - Oregon - Pennsylvania - Texas - Virginia - Washington

Beware. The real voting frauds turn out to be in business with Romney.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Oh, Fay?

Pennsylvania pole dancers have merged with pole cats to become the Pennsylvania polltaxers. Why? It is the easiest way, they said, to steal voting rights. In order for losers to "win," and yes republicans are losers, cheating is the only way, they impatiently explained. Otherwise, what is gangster capitalism all about? I don't know, I replied.
Greed? No faith? Ennui?
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Dr. Wanton Knobby, a 3rd generation 4-sen sayer, left it all behind to become an independent promoter of small change.
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The Thief and Bum Society, composed of grifters and swindlers who are the welfare elite, say that loafers are its shoe of preference. In regard to boots, it has moved away from the Denver boot to the Chinese boot of choice. Nice to know.
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Limb Bauble handled Mack Vay
In a most unseemly way
The abominable dough boy
Fundamentally feeds the koi
Say, would you like to prey? Oh, Fay?

Sunday, July 8, 2012

How Scrantonly Satisfying

Today's Genius Award goes out to Scranton Pennsylvania. Minimum wage has already proven to attract the most qualified people who conscientiously give 110% for 35 or 40 years. So of course, minimum wage is a perfect plan for Scranton's police and firefighters. I forget if Scranton's motto is: "Embracing" or "Defacing" "Our People, Our Traditions, and Our Future." Either way, how Scrantonly satisfying.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

What a CWOC

Bobby Mick Dee, the bent Virginia creeper,
Rented wooden penis probes, they were so much cheaper.
He set up mirrors, then each one could have a peeper.
It's time to try out the cheer leaders. Somebody needs a keeper!
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http://www.army.mil/article/74306/_Kevlar_underpants__protect_pelvic_region/
Above is what we need to protect ourselves against
deviated preverts and their probes.
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Now that Amazon knocked everybody down and climbed to the top of the pile, it is no longer being so nice to distributors or customers. My solution is to kick Amazon to the curb. It takes getting used to, but so what.
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Rick. What a CWOC. Who said this about him? He is a freak and he hates everybody, but it is an honest hatred
(Is that similar to honest rape?)