How Scrantonly Satisfying

Today's Genius Award goes out to Scranton Pennsylvania. Minimum wage has already proven to attract the most qualified people who conscientiously give 110% for 35 or 40 years. So of course, minimum wage is a perfect plan for Scranton's police and firefighters. I forget if Scranton's motto is: "Embracing" or "Defacing" "Our People, Our Traditions, and Our Future." Either way, how Scrantonly satisfying.

Whatever

Hey, Mr. McCot-tair!
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Romney-care = Turn your head and cough while he does THIS!
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It is the European economy, stupid, that makes the job creators too anxious to perform. Wait a minute. It is the debt. Oops, it is the fear of paying their own way in the form of taxes. Yikes! It is the unclear future! Oh right, it is the scaredy cats and their invisible scapegoats. Whatever.
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Did Mitt say he can't wait to start kicking the middle class in its complacent gut?
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Ah, I long for the exuberance of my youth!
British old school, sir? Bravo sierra on that scene of uncouth.
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Let's not talk about somebody named Ruth
Or an ancestor spreading his cloak over each booth
Oh please don't talk about the lack of job creation up in Duluth
Instead, talk about the war on Hey-Zeus's birthday over in Frankenmuth
Be religiously free to blame those long in the tooth
But never never ever ever tell God's honest truth.
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From the Deseret News: a rare view of Mitt
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865558642/Rare-view-of-Mitt-Romneys-faith-echoes-path-of-his-father.html

At the Farce

Though shocking to parse
The republican arse
Knowing that bum
Will help you to come
To closing night at the farce.

November Picks

I wonder if the crazy rich people know that we need water to live, and we need clean water to live without cholera.
I wonder if they know that.
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Today ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR feels on our skin like
a HUNDRED AND SIX!
But hey, no problem, so no need for inventing a fix.
If you believe a republican or a refreshing koch,
Don't take a breath 'cause you'll definitely choke.
Nothing to feel here, please make your fall picks.

Sense of Decency Sir

Mitt Romney, is he a person who uses his petty spotlight on word corrections, or is he a job creator for China, or both?
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Joe Walsh, is he a person who would not know a hero if he fell over her after he tripped her, or is he a deadbeat dad who is sorry he got caught, or both?
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"The Sharp Sudden Decline of America's Middle Class"
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/the-sharp-sudden-decline-of-americas-middle-class-20120622?print=true
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Go! Wisconsin!
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Go! Doonesbury!
http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/7/3
http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/7/4
http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2012/7/7

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Go 4th! and quantify and verify the disqualification, stultification, and nullification of D.C. hatracks (as in: heads not being used for something other than) and bribery.
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"Have you no sense of decency, sir?"

First, we have Leonard Pitts' op ed in the Chicago Tribune: On Facts, Lies, and Sarah Palin
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/ct-oped-0702-pitts-20120702,0,2846706.column
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And second,  Doonesbury from July 2, 2012
http://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2012/07/02

Ipp See Dick Sit

Kute Kris Kobach claims that if all of the undocumented humans went back to where they came from, he could get kuter and start to make some sense of it all.
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Does MayorahM have 14.2 million dollars in his secret fund of no oversight to pay for the parking meter fiasco? This is just the first of many corporate fizzle sticks to come. It is the genius of politics with one plan.
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The raptor gang meets every week to talk about money, collect money, and look for more money.
The t party gang meets every week to talk it's hate, build up more hate, and look for new targets for it's hate.
No deviation is allowed by either gang.
But, do you know what? It is a good thing about health care. The raptor gang and the t party gang need plenty of the mental health kind of health care, and they need it yesterday.
Ipp See Dick Sit.