Too Big Fuzz

Eliminating the preposition from your vocabulary demonstrates a graduated willingness to change a silk purse into a pig's ear. Bravo!
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A piece of platinum that never was
Pseudo reality is the continual buzz
All this crazy talk
Launders the perp walk
Where'd we store the too big fuzz?

Good Health Habits

Cerberus is a multi-headed watchdog of Hades whose mother is half woman half snake and dad is a fire-breathing giant. Brother dear is a hellhound. Cerberus is the new owner of the Jewel food stores in Illinois. Good times ahead for both employees and customers.
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This year's flu shot is 62% effective. Even with the vaccine, 4 out of 10 people will get sick anyway. That is not good enough. Are your odds any better if you do the following?

Too Big For That?

AIG's Mr G

Baits & switches, takes a flea

Worth a try

At least a 2-ply lie

Where is his gold for free?
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Carmen Ortiz has already reached the level of her incompetence. That's makes her a perfect candidate for advancement in the (g)OP. Way to go, Carmen!

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SOPA SOPA
Deals and dopa
Over-reaching gropa
Who can copa
With Enlightened hopa
Government mopa
Caught in her own ropa
SOPA SOPA
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If the government says a crook is too big to fail, but if the crook is persona non grata with We the People because making money by actively working against Us is not decent or lawful, is the crook also too big to have his US properties auctioned off and then be deported, maybe to where all the crook's factories are? Too big for that?

It's Own Petard

Old is new team neotard
Donned its decrepit leotard,
Got cracked by a door,
After hitting the floor.
Another team hoisted on its own petard.

In Common

What do DiNozzo senior, the Fonz, and the guy who sells bath tubs that lock sitting seniors in dirty water until it drains before being allowed to exit, what do those three have in common?

Do Hyenas Really Laugh?

Dear Cardinal G, You are looking more and more like the pope. That is not natural, or at least not as natural as heterosexual divorce or seminarian on seminarian love or your organization using money to cover up sexual abuse of every kind. That is the non-fiction our world deals with. Try to think from within the positive of power of love, G, rather than from the smelly place of your old and stinky rules.
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"Nothing cooking on food trucks" in Chicago, and thank goodness certain big restaurants have bribe money to give out to pols who eagerly accept.
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What is disaster capitalism all about if it is not about the new bored board of the sinking hole, which includes a money-laundering robber baron for the stealing and life draining, a toy rodent maker to break the legs of workers with food aspirations, and some f_x without thank you ma'ams to downgrade the news into divisive lies? Do hyenas really laugh?

"I am a Witness to History"

"I am a Witness to History" by Kitty Werthmann, News Vine, 

http://deborazahn.newsvine.com/_news/2013/01/01/16286100-i-am-a-witness-to-history-by-kitty-werthmann

"After America, there is no place to go."