Thanks

Wealthy hoarders want every aspect of our lives observed and recorded while at the same time they cry and sob that rules of good business stifle them and hurt their feelings. Perhaps their regimens of anti-psychotic tranquilizers should be increased.
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Alcohol kills.
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Mr. Rogers, Michigan pol, finally began to question his own motivations: I believe there is a reason I ended up in the hands and robotic arms of a republican agent provocateur in Michigan. What the heck is it? I don't think it's a coincidence, that's for sure. Some of the things I talk about and legislate about are beyond my capabilities, but that kind of thing has never stopped me before. Of course I usually need help, so I steal from others. And of course I abuse their privacy to do it. Well! I feel a lot better now. Thanks.

A "Transparent" Wall

USB - the Underhanded Snoopers Ball
Lurks uninvited without a call
Its ineptitude really shows
In lies delivered by crows
Watch it hide behind a "transparent" wall.

Send the Dollar to Me

This just in from President Obama: In a very short time, my job will be over. Once it is, I intend to try very hard to make myself comfortable with the heightened surveillance of me. Me!
Sometimes the karma of inclusion is pretty special. The hackers and snoopers will enjoy every aspect of my exceptional daily life. Me getting comfortable with all that might take a bit of doing, but why else did I study the Constitution?
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We asked the criminals to stop being criminals. They said they won't. If you are surprised, send a dollar to the Bush/Obama Defense Fund. If you are not surprised, send the dollar to me.

Do It Over Again

2014 will see the new house helmets with clear parts to accommodate the watchful eye of the camera. Remember: the camera will love you and protect you if you have enough money.
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If your oldest is sullen and angry and it is too late to be a real part of the kid's childhood, and if your youngest has the spark of life you don't and so you finesse the kid into your charade, is it all so great that you'd do it over again?

The Rake Muckers

"Suicide Rate Among Young Veterans Has Tripled, Report Finds" by Esther Yu-Hsi Lee, Think Progress
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014/01/11/3150531/young-male-veterans-more-likely-commit-suicide/
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The wealthy hoarder class is determined to take public schools away from the public. One of their faithful servants is Barack Obama. We don't know why, but he and they are most proud about this long-planned theft.
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They mutter that the Constitution is for suckers
All hail the selfish democracy-chuckers
Be quiet and don't look back
Trade each high-minder for a hack
Hide mind and ears from the rake muckers.

All Things Marvelous

"A Brief History of Anarchism" by Noam Chomsky, In These Times
http://inthesetimes.com/article/16081/a_history_of_anarchism
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If you are in a position to need a home loan that will be portioned out to you in a childish monthly allowance, thank the 40th president of the U.S. His worshippers credit number 40 with inventing homes and allowances and all things marvelous.

Fizz

Consider the source. Gates is a Bushie.
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Is it possible for a politician to feel embarrassment or humiliation?
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Mitt Rauner first challenged himself to live on minimum wage for one month. He then turned himself down, something about spending quality time with his heirs.
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Did Christie have something to do with the blackout at the superbowl, or is that just a rumor?
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Ruse Browner got his
By stealing for each new biz
Of minimizing lives
Before reality arrives
And adding more gold to his fizz.