The Big Twen

Corporate's 100 year deadline of 2063 to convert us into a third world slave labor pool has been pushed forward by BP. How convenient for wildlife bonus time.
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Is it no to the Kurds and yes to mama curds, or the other way around? Will the laxative effect be good for their brains?
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Who gets presents for Cherry Bris Mass and who cries?
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Since there are 11 teams, how about adding 9 more

and calling it the Big Twen.

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If there are 3858 oil and gas platforms just in the Gulf of Mexico, we have 3857 more disasters waiting to happen. Just in the Gulf of Mexico. That is pretty special.

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Television says "Stop using dirty catheters." Who is doing that?

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If the boils on their shoulders want more, more, more, let's hold out a trillion dollar carrot and hook some backers.

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Come to the U.S. where you will be maneuvered into wearing, walking on, eating, and dying from moldable chemistry.