Friday, June 4, 2010

Perfect *ssh*l*s Have No Regrets


Dear Boys & Girls,
There is someone named Mark Kirk who tells lies. He gets caught. He makes up excuses and he makes up other words to try to cover up his lies so that nobody can see them anymore. Isn't he silly? Here are some fake words he has been using this week. Some are really big.
misstatements inaccuracies inattention mistakes errors overstatements
He is silly!
Kids, only the truth-tellers deserve our respect. Mark Kirk does not.
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Borgia Gush has no regrets about waterboarding anybody. Maybe he has regrets about not waterboarding everybody, but nobody asked that question.
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Mark Kirk is and always has been a bushie. Look at his voting record.

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