Thursday, June 17, 2010

Home For Gnomes & Their Combs

Illinois threw a rod, then outsourced his gag and muzzle. Neither fit the specs. Now what?

My private yard is next door to something that appears to be a private yard/outdoor storage camp for crappy circus & carnival equipment that occasionally contains an ankle biter who thinks nothing of barking for 3 straight hours. Ah, summer.

I equipped myself with "accident avoidance technology", enabling neighborhood constitutionals with little mishap and no repercussions.

Do we really need Habeas Corpus when we have Extraordinary & Extreme Rendition instead?

If you grew up on Kool Aid, you will love V-8 Splash Berry Blend. If you didn't, you won't.

In the
Oil, gas, electric purse
Against
Votes, Healthcare, Clean Air for his hearse
Honestly
He enjoys going from bad to worse
Its
Joe Barton, senior curse

Joe Barton, Representative for the 6th District of Texas is against:
affordable healthcare for Americans,
implementation of clean air standards,
public airwaves,
combating autism, and
extension of voting rights.
He is for:
being the ranking member on the Energy & Commerce Committee and taking lots of money from energy - electric utilities, oil and gas,
taking money from pharmaceuticals, health products, and health professionals while he is against affordable healthcare, and
not being a man of the People.

On the back of the container, if the 2nd ingredient listed after water isn't high fructose corn syrup, why bother?

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