Saturday, February 11, 2012

Again, Please

Dear Dow Chemical, The napalm was not causing enough agony.
 How did you assist?
 Love, Polly Myrrh
Dear Polly Myrrh, Glad to respond. Added some styrofoam.
It sticks real nice when it melts.
Sincerely, Dow D.
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If 98% of Catholic women use birth control, and Catholic men who create church policy are fearful and afraid, whose turn is it to clean the bathroom?
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Dumb cough, dummkopf. Again, please.

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