A Brain Scan Too

Pols get all medieval on their gas,
So let's exchange fossil fuels for a piece of class.
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The same old liars who always come out of the woodwork to whine for war are doing it again, and with their same old lies. The sameness of it all should be comforting, but it is not.
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Which candidates are practicing idiot savants,
without the savant part to weigh them down?
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Auntie Peeps Act 4 ewe
Next year, single file into the zoo
Shriveled corn stalks to chew
And zero food value stew
Don't forget, your taxes are due
Voting needs 3 ID's and a brain scan too.