Thursday, March 28, 2013

Adopt! Improvise! Overcome!

Why would a lobbying group be exempt from paying taxes? Why?
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Dear Former Something, Since runway rage is your constant companion, it was brilliant to botox your cheeks to block out your view of the stage.
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Dear Angry Something, Since beauty is only skin deep and you regularly wallow in manure, please take advantage of the free air freshener in your Easter basket.
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And on this farm she had a dog,
A-I-A-I-Ooooo
Good ol' dogs are far from dumb
A-I-A-I-Ooooo
Short and tall
Big and small
No matter where they came from.
A-I-A-I-Ooooo

Adopt! Improvise! Overcome!

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