Friday, March 15, 2013

I'm Scared


Eric: I'm scared of the banksters and their money. Scared, I tell you.

Mr Prez: Me too. I talk. You listen, Eric. Think about the children as I do. Love the children as I do. Love their school buses, their bake sales, their Head Start programs.

Eric: Thank you, Mr.Prez. You have quite a talent for word theater. It soothes me.

Mr.Prez: Me too.
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The guy in charge is not too big for a cell. Actually, he is just the right size. And if mr successor is a crook, he too will be just the right size for a cell. Get it, guys?
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If you have patience taking aspirin or the elderly, why don't you take them someplace nice.

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