Monday, August 5, 2013

Clubs Are Real

President: I strike a nice balance between Monday through Friday casual and aimless weekends. As a word-walker on the tightrope of political rhetoric, I also strike a nice balance with a soft tap tap in the White House window.

Journalist: Whatever that meant, Sir, it had a nice sound. I will ask you once again. Why isn't George Bush in prison,
instead of Bradley Manning?

President:  I belong to the coolest club. I don't want to mess that up. Justice is just a word, but clubs are real.  

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