Thursday, August 1, 2013

Edward Has Left The Building

Are you extremely disappointed in the Scrotum Search and the Gitmo Massage and the sexual assault in Guantanamo? Are you extremely disappointed in the US government-sanctioned abuse? Are you extremely disappointed that the US government endangered itself and the rest of US by hiring an incompetent private corporation to illegally snoop on the entire world?
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TAD, tyrant, autocrat, and despot, got a bruise on his little finger while searching for his autographed copy of "Dictators are People Too." He is going to call a private ambulance.
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Dear US Government:
   If you behave yourself and obey the law and have some respect for the Constitution, you will not become embarrassed and will not get the urge to hurt people. We hope.
Love, one of the people
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Edward has left the building.

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