Enlightenment

Using the false logic of 1 + 2 = 5:
1. The US government/corporation uses chemicals as weapons.
2. Chemicals as weapons were used in Syria last week.
5. The US government/corporation was in Syria last week.
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It is weird that Steve Lonegan wants to peer into Cory Booker's bedroom. Doesn't Steve have a life of his own?
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Mr. Cardinal George: I volunteered for the job to judge all who are not me. Sure, according to what my brain tells me, it is unnatural for me to be unmarried. Look at all the pedophiles. Remind me again why I should not judge others.

US: Mr. Cardinal George, do some research. Yes, marriage was invented by people. We continue to pray for your enlightenment.