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Orders are orders, even for a fool
Who's been using every wrong tool
On a gender bender
And policy extender -
You know, the bee at the water-people's school.
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Nobody likes liars or cheats or liars who cheat.
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Voting for someone because your gender is the same is genius!
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If KAK = Koch Adelson Koch
a KAK sandwich is held in Abaddon's hand in the bottomless pit.
Due to it's extreme age, the sandwich will have to sit.
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You can't really compare 1999 to 2015, but Trevor Noah's first months are as good as Jon Stewart's first months. If you could compare them.