Doesn't Change Come Quick

Mitch, contracted man bitch
Has got a gluttony itch
Your basic gimme gimme core
A smiley face to die for
And enough bribe $$ to land US in a ditch.
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Who wears Lindt in place of a belly button?
On his head he sports a slice of mutton
He adds carbon monoxide to his brand
Sanitizer to hoof and hand.
What an introvert, almost a shut in.
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Ever transparent as a Chicago brick,
Self-serving dishonesty has him up a crick.
Fixing things would be work!
Making them better is a perk
Of doing one's j-o-b. Doesn't change come quick.