Three Squeezes

If the Kochs' relocation voyage to Mars is out,
what planet is part of their plan b?
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From Occupied Chicago Tribune: "4 reasons Chicago teachers are on strike"
http://occupiedchicagotribune.org/2012/09/four-reasons-chicagos-teachers-are-on-strike/
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Can a student who never applied himself memorize a whole
bunch-o-stuff in 3 weeks, or should he have his life coach do it?
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When you are clueless, burned out, and at the end of your rope, you are the luckiest s.o.b. in the whole world if you have a life coach to squeeze your knee.
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Three squeezes are probably the limit:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/09/romneys-wife-to-stand-next-to-him-at-debates.html