Oh, Fay?

Pennsylvania pole dancers have merged with pole cats to become the Pennsylvania polltaxers. Why? It is the easiest way, they said, to steal voting rights. In order for losers to "win," and yes republicans are losers, cheating is the only way, they impatiently explained. Otherwise, what is gangster capitalism all about? I don't know, I replied.
Greed? No faith? Ennui?
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Dr. Wanton Knobby, a 3rd generation 4-sen sayer, left it all behind to become an independent promoter of small change.
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The Thief and Bum Society, composed of grifters and swindlers who are the welfare elite, say that loafers are its shoe of preference. In regard to boots, it has moved away from the Denver boot to the Chinese boot of choice. Nice to know.
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Limb Bauble handled Mack Vay
In a most unseemly way
The abominable dough boy
Fundamentally feeds the koi
Say, would you like to prey? Oh, Fay?