As Scene on TV

If 1 out of 3 people will fall this year, and 1 out of 3 people will be bullied, will 1 out of 3 people be a bully who watches people fall?
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Toxic Fossils Do "Biz"
I live on the corner of Quantum and Physics
I work in a shop selling pontoons and quizicks
What are they you ask
My invention water mask
To watch toxic fossils & their oil biz icks

Erect Tiles & Their Dysfunction

What happened when a coked out drunk repeatedly abused his wife? The drunk's father ordered him to stop being so embarrassing, become the president, and start abusing everybody else. So he did. Later, he hired a person to write a fictional account of the space his life took up. Fiction makes a good summer read.

CorpOrchestrated

Senators publicly okay a b*llsh*t overhaul.

Meanwhile
Senators privately supersize their free joyride.
It's just another day

layed out
on the Senate floor for entertainment
purposes only.

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Smile if you love Fridays.

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Trance: Send dental meditations.

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FDA motto: "We Didn't Know"

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Rand: Foot in Mouth happens when the ass fills up

with words & there is no room for a foot.

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Richard Blumenthal: You are a liar, but not a good one. Don't we need good liars who don't get indicted in the Senate?

Pity Climbs the Money Wall

Dear Mrs. Bushwhacked,
It is no wonder that what's-his-name was attracted to you,
you poor thing.
Love, Mrs. Whacked-n-bushed
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Is formaldehyde in your nail polish?
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If you have diabetes and need your kidneys, you might think twice and then a couple of more times before taking Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel. If you're not too keen on getting cancer in your esophagus, Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel are probably not the drugs for you. If your bones have become more brittle and breakable from Fosamax or Boniva or Actonel, maybe you should wean yourself off. Don't let your jaw disintegrate before it is too late.
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The BS&S Hubris TechnoBundle costs us dearly, but that's the way it has "always" been done.
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Our parents worked 2 and 3 jobs so that we wouldn't have to. Wasn't that the point?

Reruns

"A statesman has his eye on the next generation. A politician has his eye on the next election." Maverick tv

Wait a minute. Maverick? Where haven't we heard that word before? Let's all be disingenuous. Who wants to disremember?

"Too much money in the disease business to start curing everybody." The Curse of King Tut's Tomb, 2006

Hey you mother! Dearest! Why are you hardly ever home?

Home is so ordinary, so average, so Maverick reruns. Nobody claps for me there.

But you mother! Dearest! Babysitter after babysitter says they will be glad to clap for you on payday. Isn't that enough?

Never.

Slivers

A couple of punk dunkers wanted to sweeten their tea pot because they felt so bitter about their ignorance. So what did they do? The same thing they did every day - they sweet peed in their own tea pot.
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Are your eyes haunted by their own fascism? Respect the public with shades.
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Is the popester a gropester? Don't drop your soap sir.
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Oh (gee) oh pea heart
Upsetting your own tea cart
Inciting fear at every mart
Aping one line for your one part
Never making it to start
Oh (gee) oh pea heart.
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Oh (gee) oh pea brain
Our country's shame and stain
Causing America such pain
Come up from your drain
You have nothing to gain
Oh (gee) oh pea brain.
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I took the doctor's $10.00 worth of empathy and stored it on top of my middle finger.
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The pope, a fallen away christian, keeps putting the same question into his gossip drawers of pettiness: Where's my lucre? Where's my lucre?
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Pontifical buffoonery and jerkitude
Get some shades, hide your trivial lurkitude.
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You Ain't Just Para Sailin' and her trick bag of dead weight broke glass every chance they got. They were very proud of that fact. The 49th state was grateful they never cracked open any glaciers. Maybe they whispered up there.

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