Tuesday, April 30, 2013

No Substance and All Flash

Dear Congress: Since you refuse to sequester yourselves, even to the point of your unwillingness to wait at the airport, what is your final solution? Love, Tiny Cog
Dear Tiny Cog: Good question. Our solution is the same as it always is, to start maiming and murdering somebody somewhere, simply to get the spotlight off our complete failure to serve and protect and use your money wisely. We will make up stuff as usual, and do a couple of magic tricks. Now, close your eyes . . . Love, Congress
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The corrupters deliver bags of cash
And sequester the hungry, giving oldsters a rash
Where are Miranda's rights
Why create unnecessary blights
When did the US become no substance & all flash?

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