Don't Tell Your "Representative"

This just in:
The US President mendaciously announced
NO MORE ILLEGAL LURKING ON STAGECOACHES!
The People responded in unison
WE BELIEVE YOU!
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Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!
http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2013/07/10
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Krumm, lordship of the brassy ring
Put his brain into an oil-based sling
Chalk dudes
Doctored the extrudes
But nations progress while fleas edge the string.
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Exposed
Militant
Peepers
Imperialize
Rabies
Everywhere
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Have you completed the mandatory behavior profile of your governor and "representative" and senators and president? They may be the most powerful insider threats we know. Of course, they must be behavior profiled for their own good and yours.
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Dear Prudey Croodles,
Kit and kaboodles
Ink blot doodles
Secretly screwed up noodles
Standardized pocket poodles
Tons and tons of oodles
Empiring bigger toodles.
Love, Mr or Mrs Moody Froodles.
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Which politicians were bribed by which banksters,
thereby allowing student loan rates to double?
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The empire is aborting itself. Sh, don't tell your "representative."