A Bag of Cool Stuff

The Chicago Tribune is relentless in its pursuit of the evils of public schools. It must be very proud.
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Give us your tired, your weak, and your hungry. We will put them on the fast track to nowhere. Give us your wealthiest losers. We will kiss the back of their hands and roll over. Sure, play dead?
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There are starving people in Israel, yet the US government gives Israel's military 6 billion dollars a year. There are starving people in Egypt, while the US government gives Egypt's military 6 billion dollars a year. Does any of that make any sense at all, especially when it is OUR money?
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Santorum and Perry and the fetus make 3
With that campaign slogan, pay them a fee
Waddle in ponds
Wattle their wands
Hey boys, is it porn when you feel our knee?
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Don't get caught up in the ignorance of improper labeling. In the cold political world of bribery, watch those labels. You don't want to call bribery something like "selling jobs" because that can get you a severe punishment of 14 years behind bars. Conversely, naming your bribery "lobby money" can get you 14 virgins, some jewelry, and a bag of cool stuff.