Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dear Men

When Mayorahm said he was going to do things differently, he meant he will be doing them in a 5'7" kind of way. That is different.
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Dear Mr. President, Over Spring break, we want you to study and memorize the meaning of the word "compromise." It is for our own good.
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The mouth has been given a 2-week vacation. The republican candidates would prefer it to be a 34 week and 1 day vacation.
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Probes
Perry probes
Punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes
Perverted punk ass Perry probes will have to be inserted up into your prostates whenever you request male enhancement drugs or gels.
You may be curious and ask why.
Answer: It is for your own good, dear men.

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