Be Well Heeled

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If Paulie is his party's brain trust but his brain is atrophied and we cannot trust him even as far as we could throw him, and if Mitt rose to the top because that is the phenomenon of pond scum, then their party really is the invested best it can be, and that is the saddest thing you could ever say about it.
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Paul the ball and Mitt the mitt
Are way out in right field
They're preying for the wonder of 1 hit
And their soles to be well heeled.