Let's give a big welcome to Vice President Joe Biden and his opponent Double-Talk Central! Welcome to the stage of last resorts. Are you ready?
Sure. Yeah.
Okay. Who's on second? First, will you speak about the offensive military budget?
The answer came in unison: "No! Oh no! No! No way!"
Isn't it nice that you both agree on something? That is rhetorical, gentlemen. Que simpatico! Will you at least admit that presidents such as Reagan and Bush Jr. increased the offensive military budget for no reason at all and just because they could?
Both men mumbled a reluctant "yes"
Well then, in a similar fashion to reinstating the wealthiest people's fair share of taxes, couldn't we go back to an honest and fair offensive military budget?
"No! Oh no! No! No way!" they again responded together.
Joe, thank you. Double-Talk, thank you. You guys were great.
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