Saturday, October 6, 2012

So Well



Dear Mr. President, A tip for the next "debate":
   If you grew up in a field of tulips and butterflies,
that's one thing. But when you say you came
from Chicago, you ought to act like it.
To put it bluntly: next time, double-check your drawers
and make sure you don't leave anything at home.

Dear Mr. Romney, Your tip:
   Keep going with your central theme of giving bribe
money to the rich oil companies and taking away
money from children's education. Great message!
Keep up the lying, too. Everybody likes that so well.

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