That Ever Was

Greezy and Wheezy, conjoined constrictor snakes whose pale skins never enjoy the light of day, do errands for the backwards heirs of yesterday. Last year, this year, and maybe next year, the errands were, are, and maybe will be overspending on privatized invasions of sovereign nations while blaming workers for their inalienable rights of health and housing. Cheesy is the snakes' squamate spokesperson, excuse me, political hack, who is interchangeable with every other political hack that ever was.