Friday, September 27, 2013

A Train

We have a lot to thank BP - British Petroleum - for. I'll pick three things. Thanks a lot for killing life in the Gulf, thanks for dumping mercury in Lake Michigan, and thanks for selling synthetic marijuana in many of the BP gas stations.
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Should there be mandatory clothes clips with chains for adults' cell phones? The problem is - the same people who jump on the third rail to retrieve their phones, would wrap the chain around their necks, or hit themselves in the face, or stuff the chain into their mouths. Should there be a class to teach how to reason while waiting for a train?

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