Wednesday, September 19, 2012

In a Democracy

Dear MayorahM:
   A union buster cannot be a democrat with a new way of doing things unless he is also an oxymoron. Only your barber knows for sure.
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For the most part, we have the right to privacy in the bathroom, except for those times that we don't. We used to have the right to privacy in the bedroom until republicans got all sick and perverted. Those same republicans want secret private meetings for themselves, though, because double standards are cool in a democracy.

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