Monday, September 10, 2012

Religious Gold

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Hi. We are the Romney/Ryan Scavenger Service. When we smell Joe America, a.k.a. Global George Zimmerman, weak and bleeding on the side of the road, there we will be. Well, not me because I picked out rich parents and an expensive shirt to wear. It'll be one or more of our employees who do the actual work. We built it ourselves by hiring 1 jackal, 1 hyena, 24 ticks, and 3 sharks in case of rain. We trained them to do their gleaning work right after bringing me every ripped out pocket and every single shiny object on or near the roadkill.
Joe America needs me!
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Market bares Empty chairs Nonsense dares Constant glares Pulled hairs Back to your lairs Don't ride the mares Switching pairs Intrusive stares Expensive unfairs Hawk somebody else's wares
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What country is a military empire that loves freedom so much, it will invade anywhere anytime in the name of democratic oil, diamond mine republics, and religious gold?


 

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