Quit Attacking Us

Hit and miss
Mitt and hiss
Paul's gall
Gaul's pall
Wit and wis
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Lazy butts A thousand cuts Gopher guts Designer huts Mind your mutts Crackers for your nuts One bling and a putz Avoid the ruts Automatically shuts King queen & the little tuts Who when where why what-whats
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Dear Mitt, So far, your job interview is not going very well. You seem to be under the impression that you are going for the dictator position. Not true. You are merely interviewing for the Presidential position. You must comply. You are undocumented, unprepared, and unqualified. Thank you.
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Ann Romney! The pit bull of tax evasions and your husband's favorite tell! We insist you hand over the tax returns. There is no way around that fact.

We hide our tax returns because we have things to hide. We are ashamed, unvetted, and pretty darn small-minded. Is that so hard to understand? Why are you always attacking us?

You don't exist in a bubble. Polite society has rules you may never understand. Let's change the subject. Would Mitt do the same kind of job as President that he did as Governor?

Exactly.

While Mitt was governor of Massachusetts, there were only three (3!) governors of other states who were bigger failures as job creators than he was. His performance has been described as pathetic.

Exactly. Quit attacking us.