What Taxes?

The pope and his bishops are in the middle of their own lab-created dilemna. They want to pray for newly elected officials while praying against their gay brethren. The jam they am is two-fold. One, some of the newly elected officials are gay. Two, prayer is a positive, and cannot include their negative, unless of course they are oxymorons.
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Romney wants to end his own elite culture of dependency, but that would require hard work and he is not up for that. He says it is mean to ask him to work at all. He added that he really should be re-educated and re-trained for the common good, but he is not up for that either.
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"Big game is scarey and challenging. I've always killed rabbits." Which Presidential candidate am I? Will I ever tell the truth? And what taxes?