A Couple of Maroons

Doug Preisse is another lobbyist rewarded with the title of republican chair of some county. This time it is Franklin County in Ohio. Doug is their bravo sierra man, full of it up to his eyeballs. He enjoys insulting, threatening, and intimidating others, but in a fair and reasonable way. And while he appears to be alive and breathing, he claims to have no opinion about the Marriage Act. Yeah, right.
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Todd Akin obviously spends a great deal of time thinking about the inner workings of the female body. Perhaps that is how he avoids the scarey reality of life.
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Job destroyer, the Mitt, the glove
Small-minded enough to squeeze out the love
As Ann's queen of fables
He guts our bountiful tables,
Abandons the poor and gives them a shove.
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Mama in her designer hammock
Lazy Daddy counting coin
Paulie throwing an Uncle Sam rock
Inviting nobody to join.
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Does your Mama depend on Medicare because her wealth has no health, or because she never spends her own money? It all depends.
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Puffed up with the hot air of his own interior gases and quite proud of his inability to adapt, the candidate thinks he is a shoe-in for dictator of the year. His partner is vacillating between being the social security hypocrite or the food stamp hypocrite. They both have a lot to hide after they think about it. What a couple of maroons.