The Final Goal

"Ex-South Carolina Governor gets punked" by David Kiefaber, Ashley Madison dot com
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What is the name of that hater who was born in Canada? Illbred Shoes or Dead Booze or Tread Clues or Head Glues or Red News. Whatever. He was born in Canada.
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Can't get to first basers - Jumbotron chasers - Shoot in the facers - Steal some gracers - Slave labor lacers - Old and sick let's macers - Robotic bets on racers - Big brother drone tracers
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Dear George Zimmerman of the Globe: How is your agenda going this week?
Love, Standing My Ground Without a Gun

Dear Standing Your Ground Without a Gun: Great. Things are going great. To get the heat off ourselves and as the self-appointed best friend of David Cameron and the Torie party, we are ratcheting up the Syrian stress to focus peoples' attention on something other than their own repressive governments. We are experts at that. Things are great. War is great.
Love, The Self-Appointed George Zimmerman of the Globe.
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The David Cameron Torie Bowl
Fell into its own self-inflicted hole
Pragmatic rejection
Of T's stagnated projection
The People's progress is the final goal.

UKIP!