Those Puns of James Joyce's

"Here's How Much It Costs to Block a Bill That 91% of Americans Support" by Mischa Nachtigal, Upworthy
http://www.upworthy.com/here-s-how-much-it-costs-to-block-a-bill-that-91-of-americans-support-6
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Who has silly hair that wraps around his head three times to hide his Medicare card and an unread book on manners in a civilized society? Hint: his name rhymes with dump.
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F_x is a (g)OP propaganda arm
Lying lies with not a bit of charm
Never a day off
When is the payoff?
It must be fun to cause US such harm.
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After a dozen years of worse than doing nothing, the whiners still spoke in backroom voices
Then they rolled their gold into oil cans, stacking them into scabbily made Rolls Royces
But the champagne flutes convoluted
And the fish eggs got polluted
So they outstreamed their consciousness, never seeing nuns without buns or those puns of James Joyce's.