See You Later, Everybody!

This in from Rand Paul: I'm offended by the very thought of wealthy takers having to pay taxes, especially when the taxes are for the repair of roadways and bridges used for the movement of goods and services for businesses owned by the takers. I hate businesses owned by the takers.

What a libertarian lifeguard.
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Re: the Public drone program: For Memorial weekend, try to remember that the powers that be killed pretty much everybody they wanted to kill and then some.
Re: the Privately Secret drone program: Shhh. Try to forget about it.
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"2.5 Men" is the story of 2 sluts who never stopped slutting around, and .5, a boy to man who had to grow up around the sluts who never stopped slutting around. How can you calculate the value of that? Maybe 1 point something?
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Dear Electric Co., Tell US the taxes you have paid each year for the last dozen years. Then try to keep a straight face while you expound on the difficulty of spending any of your obscene profits on new meters. Please. And thank you, An Interested Customer
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Nestle's says it should have practically free water, but people should not. How about those toxic and unnecessary bottles wrapping around our world? Aren't they pretty?
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The alder-sockpuppets, or aldersockers, began to grill MayoRahm's aides. Then the heat got kind of intense when they all moved in closer. Gosh, isn't it time to go home and start our own grills? See you later, everybody!