On Tour

Mitt is proof that money cannot buy class,
even if it's on sale until midnight.
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Another Mitticism:
Mitt, of the zero cred infame,
Says $$$ really can buy him class,
And the world's biggest sea bass,
And a whole globe's worth of dirty gas,
And from life's laws & rules - one eternal pass.
But that's just Mitt of the zero cred infame.
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Which presidential candidate is being an ugly American on tour?