What's Everybody Wearing?

This new campaign slogan is catchy:
If you're committed to dick off under the bushes, bring a koch.
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Freeloaders = Those who impose on others by not paying their own way, a.k.a. the welfare elite or crooks in the 1%
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What to do when a ceo of bain wants to be the bane of our existence, but his honest brain does not exist? What to do?
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Watch it, Mitt. Dick will shoot you in the face.
Hope you're packing a taser, or at least a can of mace.
The company you keep
The charge will not be cheap
In order to survive, Mitt, always know your place.
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Mittcheneybush enjoys his burden of not caring,
So alluring to his kind of people. Thanks for sharing.
The neo-con neo-christ way
Makes for one cozy rosy new day
Okay, so for Obama's oath of office, what's everybody wearing?